Luxembourg's secret service

This post is superfluous, utterly.

It's only raison d'etre is that we can write "the Luxembourg secret service" once in our lives.

Luxembourg is a country of about 500 000, and it obviously has a secret service, because it caused a scandal that made the current prime minister stumble and resign.

Hilarious.

Let's write this again a few times.

"The Luxembourg secret service", "the Luxembourg secret service", "the Luxembourg secret service".

Probably run by some second cousin of the prime minister. Or not, but who cares.

Since it is a landlocked country, we will put the K-Landnews Random Research team on its most challenging assignment yet: find information about the Luxembourg navy.

They gotta have one somewhere.

Even if they just put their secret service on a fishing boat and call it a navy.

Does the one radium dial pocket watch reportedly spotted at an antiques dealer make Luxembourg a nuclear power?

So many questions....