Thursday, December 27, 2012

Out to buy quills and artisanal ink

@HPCorp workers to turn to NorCal smoke signals?

The outpouring of support for our New Year's Resolution 2 has been nothing short of astounding.

The EU consumer protectors are the only group that is still MIIA (Missing In InAction) but everybody else has pulled together.

We'll be out stocking up on quills and artisanal ink. Given their near extinction, there will be no postings for two or three days, seriously.

A usually unreliable source has informed us that HP printer ink has become so expensive that even some HP employees cannot afford it anymore.

We feel for you in the HP Way of yore!

Large numbers of current HP workers are planning to return to the great American tradition of communicating with smoke signals, and - the source tells us - Northern California has abundant sustainable resources in this regard. Not sure what that could be, but, hey, whatever works.
Apothekers anybody? And kudos, because HP is all about sustainability.

Despite layoffs, expect lots of happy HP employees on the streets of Northern California.

To those who said: why did it take you ten years to notice the great printer cartridge rip-off? BTW, their words, not ours.

The reply:
HP used to make quality printers for which you could buy quality ink from a number of third-party suppliers.

Happy New Year

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