Or penis too small? How Neaderthals went extinct.
A prominent study claims that the eyes of Neanderthals were too big for their own good, taking up too much processing space in their brains, hence causing a disadvantage, hence paving the way for extinction.
We quote from the BBC "By contrast, the larger frontal brain regions of Homo sapiens led to the fashioning of warmer clothes and the development of larger social networks."
The resident forensic anthropologist at the K-landnews has a very different take on the story.
Remember when they said the Neanderthal went extinct because they had no language? Wrong...
Then came the claim they were not too bright because they had no art. Wrong...
Now, it's the size of the eyes.
There are sapiens with eyes as big as the Neanderthals!
We claim the Neaderthal went extinct because the males had penises that were too small!
In the Northern cold climates, additional shrinkage contributed to the demise of the species.
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